The Sayings of ANW
“A little decorum please.”

“Please…don’t trample the foliage.”

“I’m in! I’m out!”

“Swing Low…. Sweet Chariot…”

“They did what?!”
(Scenario: A brother has said a word starting with ‘d-r’)

“The rules are out the window and nobody’s dwinking, I quit!”

“Ooh, ya gotter be quicker than that”
(inspired by Vin and the State Farm commercial with the old man holding the fishing rod.)
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“Oh GOD !!!!”

I can’t see!
(Stated by Brother Dag during one epic round of ‘bee, beer and shots)

“Ron’s gay!”
(It’s never ANW until Cow yells this)

“Meeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrggg”
(emitted during a players backswing to disrupt his throw)

“Hey… do you remember Bubbles?”

“Oh Porterhouse!”
(this is a subset of this ‘Caddyshack’ quote: “Oh Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.”)

“I have to take a test”

“This is no way to live”
(Sort of a variation of “Fat, dwunk (see rule #3 here for the reason that word is spelled that way) and stupid is no way to go through life son” from “Animal House”)

“What the fuck is this? My penis is larger than this pizza!”
– Reference to a pizza purchased from and sent back to Little Caesars.

“Every time that stupid, offensive meme shows up, I lose enthusiasm for ANW. ”
– Leo