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ANW 2016, ANW Banter

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Here we see Vin (left) and Peeve (right) playing Mexican (see here for explanation).

Vin is trying to assess if Peeve **really** has what he says he threw. The process goes something like this:

  1. Peeve: Rolls dice. Lifts cup. <<giggle>> “BOX CARS”
  2. Vin: “What are you trying to beat?” 
  3. Peeve: “A Bill Rose”
  4. Vin: “Really? That’s a little high. Hmmm. No way you have boxcars.”
  5. Peeve: “That’s what I’ve got”
  6. Vin: Lifts cup to review dice. Passes dice and cup back to Peeve. Vin consumes penalty beer. 
  7. Repeat…

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ANW 2016, ANW Banter

A rant by Peeve

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The group received this gem of a text from Peeve earlier today:

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was just perusing the ANW website again to check out past scores…

I for some reason always have a blow up round and (using an ANW saying listed on the website) I’m Out.

F’n sucks I can’t hold it together.

I’m bringing my A game this year.

I think another reason Cow wins is lack of consumption…

Obviously he doesn’t get doubles and that fair since he earns those, but on course beer consumption is LOW…

Im going to try and keep track of that this year.
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I think that this rant was triggered by ‘Cow’ letting everyone know that there should be a rule change just to make the tourney interesting for him. To Cow’s credit he has won for the last 5 years.Peeve has come close in the last 2 years.

Proposals include:

  1. Remove a stroke from your score by doing a shot of the ‘Chinese shit’ (I think it’s ‘Baijiu’, a absolutely horrific liquor)
  2. Get an ace on a hole, the score for that hole is zero
  3. A player is allowed to replay one hole per round (maybe just the tourney)

#1 is looking like a winner.

Love to see the banter getting turned up.