{"id":621,"date":"2014-10-02T00:54:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-02T00:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=621"},"modified":"2019-06-20T14:31:34","modified_gmt":"2019-06-20T14:31:34","slug":"sayings-of-anw","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/about-anw\/sayings-of-anw\/","title":{"rendered":"Sayings of ANW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Sayings of ANW<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;A little decorum please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please&#8230;don\u2019t trample the foliage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m in! I&#8217;m out!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Swing Low&#8230;. Sweet Chariot&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They did what?!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Scenario: A brother has said a word starting with &#8216;d-r&#8217;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The rules are out the window and nobody&#8217;s dwinking, I quit!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ooh, ya gotter be quicker than that&#8221;<br \/>\n(inspired by Vin and the State Farm commercial with the old man holding the fishing rod.)<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the video:<br \/>\n<div style=\"width: 300px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-621-1\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/gotta_be_quicker.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/gotta_be_quicker.mp4\">http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/gotta_be_quicker.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh GOD !!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t see!<br \/>\n(Stated by Brother Dag during one epic round of &#8216;bee, beer and shots)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ron&#8217;s gay!&#8221;<br \/>\n(It&#8217;s never ANW until Cow yells this)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Meeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrggg&#8221;<br \/>\n(emitted during a players backswing to disrupt his throw)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey&#8230; do you remember Bubbles?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh Porterhouse!&#8221;<br \/>\n(this is a subset of this &#8216;Caddyshack&#8217; quote: &#8220;Oh Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have to take a test&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is no way to live&#8221;<br \/>\n(Sort of a variation of &#8220;Fat, dwunk (see rule #3 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=399\">here<\/a> for the reason that word is spelled that way) and stupid is no way to go through life son&#8221; from &#8220;Animal House&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the fuck is this?  My penis is larger than this pizza!&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8211; Reference to a pizza purchased from and sent back to Little Caesars.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every time that stupid, offensive meme shows up, I lose enthusiasm for ANW. &#8221;<br \/>\n &#8211; Leo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sayings of ANW &#8220;A little decorum please.&#8221; &#8220;Please&#8230;don\u2019t trample the foliage.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m in! I&#8217;m out!&#8221; &#8220;Swing Low&#8230;. Sweet Chariot&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;They did what?!&#8221; (Scenario: A brother has said a word starting with &#8216;d-r&#8217;) &#8220;The rules are out the window and nobody&#8217;s dwinking, I quit!&#8221; &#8220;Ooh, ya gotter be quicker than that&#8221; (inspired by Vin and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/about-anw\/sayings-of-anw\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sayings of ANW<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":833,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-621","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1172,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/621\/revisions\/1172"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}