{"id":1096,"date":"2016-11-29T20:39:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T20:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/?p=1096"},"modified":"2019-06-20T14:29:59","modified_gmt":"2019-06-20T14:29:59","slug":"welcome-to-the-hurt-locker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/29\/welcome-to-the-hurt-locker\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Hurt Locker"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here we see Vin (left) and Peeve (right) playing Mexican (see here<\/a> for explanation).<\/p>\n

Vin is trying to assess if Peeve **really**<\/strong> has what he says he threw. The process goes something like this:<\/p>\n

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  1. Peeve: Rolls dice. Lifts cup. <<giggle>> “BOX CARS”<\/li>\n
  2. Vin: “What are you trying to beat?”\u00a0<\/li>\n
  3. Peeve: “A Bill Rose”<\/li>\n
  4. Vin: “Really? That\u2019s a little high. Hmmm. No way you have boxcars.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. Peeve: “That\u2019s what I\u2019ve got”<\/li>\n
  6. Vin: Lifts cup to review dice. Passes dice and cup back to Peeve. Vin consumes penalty beer.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  7. Repeat…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    —WELCOME TO THE HURT LOCKER!—<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Here we see Vin (left) and Peeve (right) playing Mexican (see here for explanation). Vin is trying to assess if Peeve **really** has what he says he threw. The process goes something like this: Peeve: Rolls dice. Lifts cup. <<giggle>> “BOX CARS” Vin: “What are you trying to beat?”\u00a0 Peeve: “A Bill Rose” Vin: “Really? … Continue reading Welcome to the Hurt Locker<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anw-2016","category-anw-banter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1102,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions\/1102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}