{"id":995,"date":"2016-09-27T21:20:53","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T21:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/?p=995"},"modified":"2019-06-20T14:29:59","modified_gmt":"2019-06-20T14:29:59","slug":"a-rant-by-peeve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/27\/a-rant-by-peeve\/","title":{"rendered":"A rant by Peeve"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The group received this gem of a text from Peeve earlier today:<\/p>\n

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was just perusing the ANW website again to check out past scores…<\/p>\n

I for some reason always have a blow up round and (using an ANW saying listed on the website) I’m Out.<\/p>\n

F’n sucks I can’t hold it together.<\/p>\n

I’m bringing my A game this year.<\/p>\n

I think another reason Cow wins is lack of consumption…<\/p>\n

Obviously he doesn’t get doubles and that fair since he earns those, but on course beer consumption is LOW…<\/p>\n

Im going to try and keep track of that this year.
—-<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think that this rant was triggered by \u2018Cow\u2019 letting everyone know that there should be a rule change just to make the tourney interesting for him. To Cow\u2019s credit he has won for the last 5 years.Peeve has come close in the last 2 years.<\/p>\n

Proposals include:<\/p>\n

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  1. Remove a stroke from your score by doing a shot of the \u2018Chinese shit\u2019 (I think it\u2019s \u2018Baijiu<\/a>\u2019, a absolutely horrific liquor)<\/li>\n
  2. Get an ace on a hole, the score for that hole is zero<\/li>\n
  3. A player is allowed to replay one hole per round (maybe just the tourney)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    #1 is looking like a winner.<\/p>\n

    Love to see the banter getting turned up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The group received this gem of a text from Peeve earlier today: —-was just perusing the ANW website again to check out past scores… I for some reason always have a blow up round and (using an ANW saying listed on the website) I’m Out. F’n sucks I can’t hold it together. I’m bringing my … Continue reading A rant by Peeve<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[79,85],"tags":[80],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anw-2016","category-anw-banter","tag-anw-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allnicotineweekend.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}