The winner of the Disc Golf tournament is Cow with a score of 218. New-comer Billy avoided ‘The Meat’ trophy which was awarded to Gapp.
See the total scores here and the individual round scores here.
See you next year!
2nd Annual Spring ANW penalty count
It’s time for the 2nd Annual Spring ANW golf outing!
Here’s the latest count as of Tuesday, May 1.
Cow – 3
Vin – 2*
Gapp – 1
Billy – 0 // not participating
Peeve – 3
Leo – 2
Dag – 1
Rand – 0
* Subject to other penalties for poor scheduling skills
ANW Throwback – The point at Cranestone
Here’s an oldie. Look at that weather! Brrrrrr!! Wind blowing off the lake. Perfect weather for a round of disc golf!
The picture is taken near the pin on the point, Hole #7 of the Cranstone course, which could be quite treacherous.
2017 pre-ANW Penalty count
Count as of 710am, 11/1/2017
Cow – 3
Peeve – 6
Gapp – 3
Vin – 2
Leo – 4
Dag – 2
Rand – 6
Billy – 4
Side bets
1. Cow bets Vin 1 shot of Dickel that Vin will score below Rand in the Disc Golf tourney.
Status: Accepted by Vin.
A fantastic new ANW quote…
This was uttered by Leo today:
“Every time that stupid, offensive meme shows up, I lose enthusiasm for ANW. “
A quote for the ‘Sayings of ANW‘ page
ANW March Madness tournament winner is…
VIN!!!
Congratulations all around to the winner.
ANW Fatathlon 2 – Washers contest
Last Saturday (March 4th, 2017) we held the first contest of the Fatathlon. Below are a few pictures of the event. A good time was had by all.
Brothers Leo, Vin and Peeve posing for the camera
Brothers Leo, Dag and Peeve celebrating some accomplishment by Leo?
| Fatathalon 2 – Washer Round Robin Tourney | ||||
| Seeding | ||||
| 01. Gapp | 04. Dag | |||
| 02. Vin | 05. Leo | |||
| 03. Cow | 06. Peeve | |||
| Round 1 | Winner | Score | Loser | Score |
| 2 vs 1 | 1 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
| 3 vs 6 | 6 | 11 | 3 | 3 |
| 4 vs 5 | 4 | 11 | 5 | 5 |
| Round 2 | ||||
| 3 vs. 4 | 4 | 11 | 3 | 5 |
| 6 vs 1 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 7 |
| 2 vs 5 | 2 | 11 | 5 | 7 |
| Round 3 | ||||
| 6 vs 4 | 6 | 12 | 4 | 9 |
| 2 vs 3 | 2 | 13 | 3 | 7 |
| 1 vs 5 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 6 |
| Round 4 | ||||
| 4 vs 1 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 8 |
| 5 vs 3 | 3 | 11 | 5 | 8 |
| 6 vs 2 | 2 | 11 | 6 | 8 |
| Round 5 | ||||
| 5 vs 6 | 5 | 11 | 6 | 7 |
| 1 vs 3 | 3 | 12 | 1 | 5 |
| 4 vs 2 | 2 | 11 | 4 | 9 |
| Final Scores | Points Scored | Wins | Losses | |
| Gapp | 50 | 4 | 1 | WINNER! |
| Vin | 47 | 4 | 1 | |
| Cow | 38 | 2 | 3 | |
| Dag | 48 | 2 | 3 | |
| Leo | 37 | 1 | 4 | |
| Peeve | 45 | 2 | 3 | |
A new year…and a new Fatathalon!
As a group we have decided that we could all stand to lose a bit of weight. While the details of the contest are being worked out here are the statistics for our weight as of 12/30/2016:
- Cow: 319.4
- Leo: 221.8
- Dag: 212.8
- Peeve: 309.6
- Gapp: 215.2
- Vin: 220.8
No particular order to the list at this point. As you can see we are some heavyweight dudes. Stay tuned while we work out the details.
A couple of new ANW Rules
All things change including ANW. We had to replace one informal rule with a new formal rule and we had to implement another new rule.
Below are the changes and modifications with explanation. Note that the full set of rules can be viewed here:
Rule #8 (ANW 2016) – Cow and Leo made a deal. In exchange for the revocation of the informal ‘Leo does a shot whenever someone drives by’ rule a new rule was put in place. The rule is as follows:
“Leo must defend Cow against any statements that imply Cow does not consume enough at ANW. This defense must come within 10 seconds of the initial charge/insult being said. If said defense is not made in 10 seconds or deemed not enthusiastic enough by Cow then Leo will be penalized.”
Rule #9 (ANW 2016) – In response to an extraordinarily egregious violation of protocol, etiquette, decorum and plain good sense by Leo (breaking a 1/5th of Dickel by throwing it into the bag) the following was implemented by the rules committee:
“Due to the events of the morning of 11/5/2016 Leo shall consume one shot of George Dickel whiskey at the 7th hole of each round of Disc Golf. This rule shall be in place for all time.”
Welcome to the Hurt Locker
Here we see Vin (left) and Peeve (right) playing Mexican (see here for explanation).
Vin is trying to assess if Peeve **really** has what he says he threw. The process goes something like this:
- Peeve: Rolls dice. Lifts cup. <<giggle>> “BOX CARS”
- Vin: “What are you trying to beat?”
- Peeve: “A Bill Rose”
- Vin: “Really? That’s a little high. Hmmm. No way you have boxcars.”
- Peeve: “That’s what I’ve got”
- Vin: Lifts cup to review dice. Passes dice and cup back to Peeve. Vin consumes penalty beer.
- Repeat…
—WELCOME TO THE HURT LOCKER!—